Bertie's Perspiration leads to more Inspiration

This is the house that Bertie bought



This is the man who owned the house that Bertie bought





This is the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought




These are the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought.




This is the gin that was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought




This is the state that Bertie was in
After he consumed that amount of gin
That was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought.




This is the great forgetful sin
That occurred in the state that Bertie was in
When he consumed that amount of gin
That was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought.



This is the tribunal who want to begin
Probing the great forgetful sin
That occured in the state that Bertie was in
When he consumed that amount of gin
That was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought


This is the gleeful, noisy din
Greeting the tribunal that wants to begin
Probing the great forgetful sin
That occured in the state that Bertie was in
When he consumed that amount of gin
That was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought


This is the excuse: Bertie's next-of-kin
That attempts to quiet the noisy din
That greeted the tribunal that wants to begin
Probing the great forgetful sin
That occured in the state that Bertie was in
When he consumed that amount of gin
That was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought



This is where the excuse fell in
The excuse being Bertie's next of kin
That attempted to quiet the noisy din
That greeted the tribunal that wants to begin
Probing the great forgetful sin
That occured in the state that Bertie was in
When he consumed that amount of gin
That was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought



This is a man named Padraig Flynn
Also stuck in the place the excuse fell in
The excuse being Bertie's next of kin
That attempted to quiet the noisy din
That greeted the tribunal that wants to begin
Probing the great forgetful sin
That occured in the state that Bertie was in
When he consumed that amount of gin
That was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought


Hypocrites should be consigned to the bin
When they remind one of Padraig Flynn
Also stuck in the place the excuse fell in
The excuse being Bertie's next of kin
That attempted to quiet the noisy din
That greeted the tribunal that wants to begin
Probing the great forgetful sin
That occured in the state that Bertie was in
When he consumed that amount of gin
That was served to the people who came to the dinner that fed the man who owned the house that Bertie bought