Help! I need some money!
Help! Oh, just any money!
Help! You know I'm not fussy, help...
When I was younger so much younger than today
I needed random businessmen to help me pay my way
But now those days are gone and I'm thrice as self-assured
Why won't these cunting Paddies respect their overlord?
Help me if you can I'm feeling down
(Though I'm grateful for McDowell's coming round)
Why's that Rabbitte acting like a hound?
Won't you PLEASE, please help me?
Although my life has changed in oh so many ways
And my accounts have seemed to vanish in the haze
I can't recall the last time I felt so insecure
Mostly because I'm the original cute hoor
Help me if you can I'm feeling down
I'm razing my own party to the ground
Kenny's questions have me feeling drowned
Won't you PLEASE, please help me?
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I was a minister whose hair was much less grey
But now those days are gone and they're asking I declare
All surreptitious earnings and it's just not fucking fair!
Help me if you can I'm feeling down
It was only the price of a house in Dublin town
It's bad when even Sinn Fèin make me look like a clown
Won't you PLEASE, please just forget the Irish Times ever said anything?
15 comments:
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HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE Jesus, my sides........
Your posting's verging on genius of late. I feel like a thicko next to your brilliance.
genius absoulte genius. Seriously get some one to sing it record it and put it on the net. it would be huge.
genius absoulte genius. Seriously get some one to sing it record it and put it on the net. it would be huge.
I second what Simon just said. Forget Twink, this could be global.
Ah, g'way, will ye? Although I have the voice of a butter angel wrapped in velvet, I'm utterly useless on the tin whistle...
Brilliant. Maybe send it to Mario Rosenstock on TodayFM? It would make a classic gift grub.
Ronan
What about singing it yourself on YouTube? I'll bet plenty would check it out.....
McCarra
Filming yourself then putting it on YouTube is for utter, utter, unspeakably ghastly cunts.
Twenty, I'd sell my yet to be born second daughter to see you perform on YouTube. Get with the 21st century Frank Hall.
A duet between yourself and Swearing would have to be auctioned on eBay.
The radio these days is sucking up to blogs big time. Don't let them have this. There's always some duffer on Joe Duffy (I hear it on the week in Review prog on Sat mornings honest)with a gee-tar, singing some version of a song with 'satirical' lyrics. This is too good for them. On the other hand if you want national exposure, etc etc, go right ahead.
Hey hey hey, people. If that hippy Sandi Thom can make a fortune bawling at unsuspecting internet users, why can't I? Bidding starts at a night on the town and a packet of Wheelies. You may proceed.
I raise you a take-out curry with Monster Munch Naans.
Wait a sec, they might be tasty. Have I just invented a new dish?
What are you on Swearing Lady, and would it be possible for me to mainline it?
This is blogging at its finest, m'gal. Bravo!
1st"The Beatles"
2nd"The Ruttles"
and last but not least:
"The Bertles"
its the british invasion all over again,
seattle,usa
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