Comments on Arse End Of Ireland: Yer But Ner But Yer But Ner

Perwsonally, I tend to lie, yes.

2007-06-20T07:35:40.046+01:00

Perwsonally, I tend to lie, yes.

What about "to be honest" before you say something...

2007-06-20T07:04:23.599+01:00

What about
"to be honest"

before you say something does that mean you lie all the rest of the time unless you say those words?

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2007-06-19T22:43:43.607+01:00

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"Ah it was very good, I have to say."Do you? Do yo...

2007-06-19T22:30:48.488+01:00

"Ah it was very good, I have to say."

Do you? Do you REALLY?

(howya all)I always say "dja know that way?" It's ...

2007-06-19T21:18:36.395+01:00

(howya all)

I always say "dja know that way?" It's much better, in all fairness.

I also confused a dutch once with that yer man lark. Are dutch people easily confused, like?

As it is that time I can say a phrase even more co...

2007-06-19T20:40:31.865+01:00

As it is that time I can say a phrase even more common than in all fairness - at the end of the day...

I just say "in fairness".Often followed by "how wa...

2007-06-19T19:03:28.737+01:00

I just say "in fairness".

Often followed by "how was I to know you didn't want me to put it up there".

Whats so great about being fucking fair all the ti...

2007-06-19T16:02:15.350+01:00

Whats so great about being fucking fair all the time? If it's to please God it's a daft idea. In all whatsit like, when has God ever been a fan of fairness?

Oh my God, and I thought I was well getting into t...

2007-06-19T15:39:37.461+01:00

Oh my God, and I thought I was well getting into the true Irishness( ok, ok,a flemish woman will NEVER be truly Irish!) by saying things like 'buiochas le dia '(or something) and 'please God', 'thank God', I helped my children get over the hurdle to finally say 'Hiya Bay' in a true West-Cork accent. But alas, I've failed to say "in all fairness". although it did slip out at times, I tended to suppress it, because it didn't sound religious enough. Must try,harder, must try harder, must try harder...

For the good of the game I might swallow. But dipl...

2007-06-19T14:27:25.819+01:00

For the good of the game I might swallow. But diplomatic, now come on. Where the feck do I find one of them gems in Cork. Drumina, Newtown'or Ballygarvan. Diplomacy, me arse, are ye following me, like.

Yerra. Sweary, g'wan down de Coal-kay, but you'll ...

2007-06-19T13:01:25.665+01:00

Yerra. Sweary, g'wan down de Coal-kay, but you'll need an interpreter. In all fairness, like.

They needed that win. Shur the poor feckers hadn't...

2007-06-19T12:59:34.437+01:00

They needed that win. Shur the poor feckers hadn't an ounce of confidence left in them. I think it was a diplomatic move on our part to inspire the waterford scuts to hold their heads high and not feel so sorry about losing to Cork 99 times out of a 100!

Ah, Irish lessons. Between lessons from you and th...

2007-06-19T12:51:23.061+01:00

Ah, Irish lessons. Between lessons from you and the Spouse Sparrow I've been confusing loads of Yank readers. In all fairness, they were mainly thick fucks and right gifts anyway.

Ah, blarneyman, shur so was I, in all fairness. Sh...

2007-06-19T12:08:14.091+01:00

Ah, blarneyman, shur so was I, in all fairness.
Shur, I've a special gra for the place. But I did forget, that all of Cork might be a bit sore, in the week thats in it. Waterford, must scratch scabs even on the Cork segment that plays cricket, if ya know what I mean like.

Ah Vince, in all fairness, I was having a joke, dy...

2007-06-19T11:41:20.738+01:00

Ah Vince, in all fairness, I was having a joke, dya know that kinda way?

There's more to life than orgies and eating funny ...

2007-06-19T11:38:09.460+01:00

There's more to life than orgies and eating funny mushrooms? Shit. I've been missing out. In all fairness, I'm foreign.

Your post was good, very good indeed. But, in all ...

2007-06-19T11:19:37.593+01:00

Your post was good, very good indeed.
But, in all fairness, TEFL irishstyle requires the all purpose noun/verb/adverb/adjective, gobshite.
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At least in Galway we have not as yet put the outlet from a chemical plant directly into the river, such that it erodes the plates of shipping entering the harbour. The water in Galway may kill you, but there ever were few enough of us stupid enough to drink the stuff neat. But the water in cork, caustic, from the point it enters the city. Roast ya, it would. While, at the Lee reserve above the town. Dripsey, Macroom and Toames have reduced in size ?.
In all fairness, blarneyman.

Tru dat, but in all fairness we'll never top Galwa...

2007-06-19T10:30:51.971+01:00

Tru dat, but in all fairness we'll never top Galwah for its poo water.

One of your best yet Sweary. Fantastic writing and...

2007-06-19T10:29:17.872+01:00

One of your best yet Sweary. Fantastic writing and really well put together....in all fairness like you know what I mean like.

Jaysus, you truly do have notions coming out your ...

2007-06-19T10:17:40.893+01:00

Jaysus, you truly do have notions coming out your orifices, don't you? "Yer manno, three qui-los", that kind of thing. Glorious, in all fairness.

"Historic Blackpool village" is probably the funniest phrase in the English language, by the way.

Conor, to aid them you should say it with a Cork N...

2007-06-19T10:15:38.218+01:00

Conor, to aid them you should say it with a Cork Norrie accent ala "yer wanno" or "yer manno".

They will assume you are speaking latin.

We're upper-nouveaux class. Basically we have noti...

2007-06-19T10:14:31.332+01:00

We're upper-nouveaux class. Basically we have notions. Our roots are as common as ya get but we got a fancy new fly-over and a lot of upmarket appartment blocks and renovations so we've got class coming out of our ass now and we'll cling yer head to the wall if ye challenge us.

The blackpool motto is "Fuck ya and all belong to ya. est. 1967"

I always confuse the Dutch over here by saying thi...

2007-06-19T10:11:46.600+01:00

I always confuse the Dutch over here by saying things like 'See your man over there' to which they invariably reply 'He's not my man'

So which is which. And are you suggesting that peo...

2007-06-19T10:09:43.214+01:00

So which is which. And are you suggesting that people from Blackpool are upper-class?

Oooh. No. Depends on if you're a Upper-class Norri...

2007-06-19T10:08:38.243+01:00

Oooh. No. Depends on if you're a Upper-class Norrie (I know that's an oxymoron but ...) and a common knacker Norrie, i.e. anyone from Knocka, the Glen and Shandon.