Comments on Arse End Of Ireland: Splutter

Well, the last time I looked (and I think that was...

2007-03-14T16:51:12.021Z

Well, the last time I looked (and I think that was this morning, but am not quite certain), I still was a girl, and I can spit....anything. Not, mind you, for great distances, but I can, ahem, hock one a good six to ten feet, if the prevailing winds are right. Not to be gross, but it has to do with sucking it down before violently exhaling/gaacking!

And "barrel of tits"...was hysterical. My cow-orkers are wondering what I'm chortling madly over.

I love The Hanger Queen's comments!I've never been...

2007-03-12T23:25:22.717Z

I love The Hanger Queen's comments!

I've never been able to understand the 'toilet seat down' thing though - surely blokes could equally whine about 'toilet seat not left up'?

Although I have been called an honorary bloke in the past ...

If I were a man for a day....I'd pee all over Bock...

2007-03-12T21:59:49.176Z

If I were a man for a day....
I'd pee all over Bock's toilet seat so that when he sat down with the Limerick Leader, he'd have wet cheeks!!
I'd pinch Kav's bot painfully and often as revenge for all of his alleged pinching!
Only joking, I'd really get a promotion, a fast car and a wife to see to my every whim!

Girls really can't spit. Tried to teach my wife to...

2007-03-12T21:19:16.768Z

Girls really can't spit. Tried to teach my wife to spit once. At her request. Seriously!
Now if any girl could hock some serious loogies, my wife could. Total tomboy, grew up with only brothers, total sporty girl etc. However despite quite an amount of effort expended, all she managed to do was hit herself on the foot.

Thinking about sex every 6 seconds is in directly correlation to how boring your job is, or if you be a student how much you have to study. The minute I have to work at or study something boring my brain goes, "fuck that lets think about you, Kylie Minogue, Paz Vega, and the fun you could have!"

Re: Primal Sneeze: "That's just my luck. You know,...

2007-03-12T20:53:04.936Z

Re: Primal Sneeze: "That's just my luck. You know, I once fell into a barrel of tits and came out sucking my thumb."

That's one of the funniest sayings I've ever heard...laughing my tits off over here (more for the barrel I guess, although they'll hardly cause an overflow, sad to say).

Anyhow, who thinks up shit like that?

Answer: men.

I'd be happy just to have the remote control one e...

2007-03-12T20:49:44.223Z

I'd be happy just to have the remote control one evening!

JC's piece is scary, your Ladyship. (I'll leave it...

2007-03-12T20:37:17.146Z

JC's piece is scary, your Ladyship. (I'll leave it up to the ladies to judge if Kav's piece is).

Seriously though. Don't worry about me gambling. I grew up with it. Everyone in my area follows the horses. Young and old. Many of us grew up with racehorses. We know the money is in training, riding and sometimes owning or breeding them. But never in backing them. Backing is fun when you set your limit. Expect to lose your limit. It's a bonus if you win.

Hold on. Why am I wasting this on your blog? This is worthy of a post on my own.

JC Skinner's take on gambling should be enough to ...

2007-03-12T20:15:22.789Z

JC Skinner's take on gambling should be enough to put you off, Sneezey.

If I was a man for a week, it'd probably be my week to have the most embarassing erections ever. Kinda like poor Kav, except hornier.

Knowing the way things go for me, your Ladyship, i...

2007-03-12T20:11:05.785Z

Knowing the way things go for me, your Ladyship, if I were a member of the opposite sex for a week it would be then that I get the worst period pains ever.

That's just my luck. You know, I once fell into a barrel of tits and came out sucking my thumb.

ps. Remind me not to go the bookies during this holy week of St. Cheltenham.

Hey, pinklewicker. It works for me!Oh no, hold on....

2007-03-12T20:09:31.805Z

Hey, pinklewicker. It works for me!

Oh no, hold on. That wouldn't explain the countless Solitaire games when I'm supposed to be working.

I have two doggies, indeed; a Lab X and a Canadian...

2007-03-12T20:07:56.546Z

I have two doggies, indeed; a Lab X and a Canadian Wolf X. Sadly, the X part means she's able to bark. I never spit at either of them, though.

I don't know about no one being that randy, Blarneyman. I've seen some horrendous cases in my time. Maybe it's just because I'm mind-bendingly sexy.

FMC - Maybe YOU should get yourself one of those Whizzie yokes. Imagine the fun you could have!

Apparently JFK's old man gave him some advice...He...

2007-03-12T20:05:31.711Z

Apparently JFK's old man gave him some advice...

He told him to make sure he got his leg over first thing every morning... That would allow him to concentrate on everything else during the day without any distractions...

Or maybe you already have a dog. Did I read somew...

2007-03-12T19:02:15.148Z

Or maybe you already have a dog. Did I read somewhere that you have two Rock-biters?

This sickness thing is everywhere by the look of i...

2007-03-12T19:01:24.579Z

This sickness thing is everywhere by the look of it. Fuck it, I've been firing big oyster hockthooeys at every passing dog for the last fortnight.

Sweary, you should get a dog. It's great fun.

And a big wad of chewing tobacco.

* without fondling ... sorry couldn't concentrate ...

2007-03-12T18:14:46.215Z

* without fondling ... sorry couldn't concentrate I was thinking about Girls Aloud in an orgy.

I think that whole every 6 seconds is utter horses...

2007-03-12T18:07:59.576Z

I think that whole every 6 seconds is utter horseshit. Maybe a few times a day, but definitely not every 6 seconds, you'd still be thinking about the last sex image by the time a new sex one cropped up thus it'd be 24/7 and we'd never be able to string to words together with fondlig our pants and swirling our hips. No one is that randy.

I'd write my name in pee just about everywhere.

2007-03-12T18:06:47.887Z

I'd write my name in pee just about everywhere.

Feast or famine with me. Some days I tootle right...

2007-03-12T17:38:24.921Z

Feast or famine with me. Some days I tootle right through with nary a thought of the deed. Others, I'm consumed by thoughts of sex. Every tree and chimney suggests something to me, flowers look positively pornographic and God help me if I have to peel a banana.

I think overall women think about sex less than men, although how would I know, really. But, like anonymous says, we probably aggregate more.

I think too that, for men and women, if you're not getting any, you're thinking about it more. 'strue for me anyway.

Hangar Queen is the only one with enough insight to truly compare. Hormones have a lot to do with it. Is the sex drive less or just different for women than for men? Why don't men have as much cuddling-afterwards hormone?

Spitting was the first thing someone told me I cou...

2007-03-12T17:12:35.021Z

Spitting was the first thing someone told me I couldn't do because I was a girl. I didn't listen. I'm actually pretty good at spitting (it's disgusting, so I don't do it, but can).

Hope you feel better.

If you really want to try peeing standing up, I've heard that there's this contraption called the Whizzie that allows ladies to experience the thrill.

Whereas a man is once every 6 seconds, all day, ev...

2007-03-12T16:59:17.361Z

Whereas a man is once every 6 seconds, all day, every day, 365 days a year, from (a bit before!) puberty to (a bit before!) the coffin lid is closed...

That explains a lot...!!!

There's probably a Ph.D. student working on a thesis which calculates the (un)likelihood of the man's once every 6 seconds co-inciding with a woman's once every 9 seconds (but with strings attached...!)

women only think of sex every 9 secondsBut only at...

2007-03-12T16:51:54.896Z

women only think of sex every 9 seconds

But only at certain times of day, certain days of the week and certainly not on certain days of the month. On aggregate?

Meh

I have heard in the past that the essential differ...

2007-03-12T16:26:09.816Z

I have heard in the past that the essential difference between men and women is that while men think of sex every 6 seconds, women only think of sex every 9 seconds.

.Or it would if you did not THINK ABOUT SEX EVERY ...

2007-03-12T15:45:11.538Z

.Or it would if you did not THINK ABOUT SEX EVERY SIX SECONDS.

I am firmly convinced that EVERYONE thinks about sex way more than they'd like to admit. Discuss.

I could go on for days(and have done so) but the m...

2007-03-12T15:00:15.226Z

I could go on for days(and have done so) but the major points are
1.Urinating takes on the importance of disarming an atomic bomb and an appropiate reverential hush must be observed in Men's rooms.
Also the very existence of other penises is NOT to be acknowledged.There can be only one!
2.Sports and cars replace wives,gf's and children as priorities.Or it would if you did not THINK ABOUT SEX EVERY SIX SECONDS.
3.Salads,quiche et al become obstacles to real food instead of starters.
4.The Three Stooges are elevated to God status.
5.Irony makes a comeback..which is ironic or maybe it isn't...I can't tell anymore.
6.Lies about your shagging prowess cannot be less than "ludicrously exaggerated" or you're not even trying.
7.Scratching your bits,coughing,spitting,farting and boasting (See No.6) are talents that flow into you like an Automatic Update.
8.A miniature stroke like event in the male brain disables the "Asking for directions" centre but oddly enlarges the "Muttering darlky at car engine/computer/waste disposal whilst shaking the head and going I'll give it a lash when you may as well be looking up a duck's arse "centre.
9.You are only able to name seven colours.
10.Gay men go from being such a waste to "One less for me compete against for the affections of Angelina Jolie"

I've many many more but I'll stop now.

Jaysus, Hanger Queen, I forgot about you! Enlighte...

2007-03-12T14:11:38.654Z

Jaysus, Hanger Queen, I forgot about you! Enlighten us with your experiences!