Comments on Arse End Of Ireland: Leavin' Cert Maths: Wurkin' Class Levil, 2007

What the fuck is wrong with magic mushrooms? I ha...

2007-02-03T23:22:10.627Z

What the fuck is wrong with magic mushrooms? I hate these pampered tiger cubs, who want everything handed to them on a plate. Do like we old people had to. Go out and pick your own fucking drugs.

Sligo? Didn't the group Ottowan have a song about ...

2007-02-03T20:29:26.518Z

Sligo? Didn't the group Ottowan have a song about there back in the early 80s? S.L.I.G.O.

Anyway, while we're on the subject of shit jokes...

Why was Jesus not born in West Belfast? Couldn't find a virgin and three wise men.

I don't get. Why can't we just pop into a local c...

2007-02-03T18:48:20.231Z

I don't get. Why can't we just pop into a local convienience store to buy a pack of smokes, a couple of RedBulls and a few hits of MDMA?
Stupid Gub'mints!

Ugh. Whizz is manky, you pleb. Get with the nought...

2007-02-03T14:24:13.134Z

Ugh. Whizz is manky, you pleb. Get with the noughties, why don't you?

I object to your description of speed as Class B. ...

2007-02-03T03:07:29.220Z

I object to your description of speed as Class B. While this may be true in a strictly legal sense, good whizz is Top Class.

It's typical of Celtic Tiger bolloxology that Billy gets sent to the underclass while Charlie, who is effectively just a posh version of Billy, gets to be everybody's friend.

and why did the farmer win a prize?

2007-02-02T17:07:26.332Z

and why did the farmer win a prize?

I don't want to go to Chelsea. I mean Sligo. And...

2007-02-02T15:07:25.541Z

I don't want to go to Chelsea. I mean Sligo.

And just what drugs was the tractor taking? (with apologies to Ben though I should point out that I'm really old)

Blogorrah says it's awful. And it's full of nuns....

2007-02-02T15:02:49.130Z

Blogorrah says it's awful.

And it's full of nuns.

Meh, Sligo might not be that bad.

2007-02-02T14:29:36.713Z

Meh, Sligo might not be that bad.

Maths, Chemistry, Social Science and comedy all ro...

2007-02-02T14:15:08.023Z

Maths, Chemistry, Social Science and comedy all rolled into one - fuckin brilliant...!!

You MUST have been educated by the nuns...

They will be very proud...

I liked it, your Ladyship. Really, I did. Now don'...

2007-02-02T13:36:09.046Z

I liked it, your Ladyship. Really, I did. Now don't send me to Sligo. Please! Being the first born, the very thought of it scares me.

Oh dear God -

2007-02-02T13:24:39.131Z

Oh dear God -

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned i...

2007-02-02T13:23:15.598Z

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

We finally reach the point where someone on the In...

2007-02-02T12:54:07.839Z

We finally reach the point where someone on the Internet posts a joke that is OLDER THAN SHE IS. I'm just glad I was here to see it.

Thank you. I was beginning to think no one had not...

2007-02-02T12:04:39.187Z

Thank you. I was beginning to think no one had noticed.

Damn the rest of you to Sligo!

The mind boggles! Another genius post from TSL!

2007-02-02T12:02:45.602Z

The mind boggles! Another genius post from TSL!