tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post7604267262107665256..comments2007-05-23T00:59:23.738+01:00Swearyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08012848610172670588noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-50340940223031426262007-05-23T00:59:23.738+01:002007-05-23T00:59:23.738+01:00Me V tonights table of 5 English "people". I'd take the two fat lads in cheap n nasty Burtons suits out with a steak knife to each of their fat guts. The drunk and annoying woman would geta simple poke in each eye with a pointy finger. The quiet bloke who didn't really want to be there would be allowed to scurry away.But the non-tipping non-booking non-saying please bastard who pid the bill would get beat to a merry pulp. You would have to drag me off him. <BR/><BR/>Wow it's good to get that off my chest. ThanksManuelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-82615290629681386512007-05-22T15:56:14.766+01:002007-05-22T15:56:14.766+01:00anon, Fr. Ted said "careful now", not "mind yourself now". <BR/><BR/>These sort of innacuracies undermine the very credibility of our democracyterrylandedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482224993166204384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-20101193161385540932007-05-22T15:19:13.281+01:002007-05-22T15:19:13.281+01:00Jacky Healy-Rae and John Wayne in HOT COCK ACTION.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-7089367549399822482007-05-22T13:03:48.794+01:002007-05-22T13:03:48.794+01:00You missed out.Blarneymanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14647785358402031920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-30049936104949594962007-05-22T07:31:17.751+01:002007-05-22T07:31:17.751+01:00Jerry Falwell vs, the other 3 horsemen of the Apocolypse.Sam, Problem-Child-Bridehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06650421439038979462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-55647819012068942102007-05-22T03:02:24.298+01:002007-05-22T03:02:24.298+01:00Supermacs get my vote! Best ice cream in Dublin. And, what if they came from Galway? A good thing's a good thing! <BR/><BR/>P.S. Dangerously aphrodisiac, those milkshakes. As the brilliant Father Ted series said; "Mind yourself now" ; )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-2224080562753310702007-05-21T23:06:35.779+01:002007-05-21T23:06:35.779+01:00Wharra loada bleddy shite was enda and bertie, i did not fight in the trenches of working class lancashire-irish cause and help get Spud U Like of the ground as a najor food where the ideology of two cultural forces met and depending on which blinked first in the heraclean flux of a yeatsean pale spacey blue stone sort of carry on and vibe fernalling at the heart of the nation, wot a pisher, a damp washout, as bland as ebdas latest camaflouge-system hair colourant the soft sod let the spin stylist aplly to his ever thinning, luxuriantly poufing of sexy weightlessness in his regimental, arch mayo intellectual way he has of staring down from a poster, a complete CGI makeover, a computer enhanced doppleganger who exists only in the media and airbrush of double honeycombed pvc trash that will get recycled when the electroal battle has been fought and the freepeople on the island have uttered their wish to buy out ian paisley junior, ten acres and planning permission for seven apartment blocks in ballymurphy, a national St Ian day when the fictional union existing in the mind, dissolved as tony nade an exit, the conspiracy of silence in mirriams studio, the earth goddess of light entertainment, soft focus tame-grilling full figured know all jammy git who don't give a toss that endas barnets defying fundamental laws of time and space, his ash-brown golden youthful locks, ever more neutered and taupe tinging toward purple, more like paul macartneys every week, his success hinging on the outcome of his latest hair-poll, how long under the dryer at Wash and Go in Westport, Bohola, out an the island at the deserted village, bertie agreeing to stay stuum on what a ponce he looks, enda not daring to be outfoxed, bertie has the confidence and record unravelling, he's looking at retiring happy, unlike tony and so wot i'm saying is i'm voting for the Homeless Shelter Looney Party who promise to giggle and squint at the opposition, refuse to go under the dryer and sweary sweary this is the funniest i've read in ages, you is the star moan and wangst bitcher hitting reality and telling things as/is, you got a gift and unique kink for original wordplay, you is a lingo geek of the archest persuassion and utter diabolist de dannan in the tuatha...back....back...before the MiniMe baked in your oven, the cake and crumbs of life, mary is the one i pledge my hair-care vouchers to upon the point of pen-tip at the ballot box me bollix, bung in the backhanders and start a voter-purchase scheme, sell our votes for 2000 euro a time to whoeber fancies buying it, that way wheeze is all tigers on a friday night talking madness, colliding as we camon through reality.Background Artisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15137576329670368944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-54883618776824584262007-05-21T22:20:57.316+01:002007-05-21T22:20:57.316+01:00I want to see the debate. I tried searching for it on YouTube but couldn't find it. Can you give me a link?Annie Rhiannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793047799910670620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-79328208250382373342007-05-21T20:46:17.879+01:002007-05-21T20:46:17.879+01:001983 Michael Jackson vs 1985 Princeroostahttp://offthemeatrack.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-60126377568952876172007-05-21T20:02:40.336+01:002007-05-21T20:02:40.336+01:00If you ever want to see something truly frightening, try looking for footage of Richard Simmons (weird exercise guy) on Who's Line Is It Anyway.Sassy Sundryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04614149534818526010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-14812915105923331882007-05-21T18:59:24.152+01:002007-05-21T18:59:24.152+01:00Manuel Estimulo v Joe McManusTwenty Majorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09371000451615091448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-82106363260177772872007-05-21T17:36:44.150+01:002007-05-21T17:36:44.150+01:00Michael Flatley and The Spanish Inquisition.Manuel Estimulohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10611753680384433098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-90270967976234294632007-05-21T17:29:56.574+01:002007-05-21T17:29:56.574+01:00There was an epic battle on Saturday. Not the football silly Billy-ette. But between Little Miss Manuel (me) and bad boy Manuel.I won, he lost. He's taking me out for dinner tonight as my reward.Little Miss Manuelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11702790518871427848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-92166625947757983972007-05-21T15:07:54.840+01:002007-05-21T15:07:54.840+01:00mars bars against bounty<BR/><BR/>fosters V XXXX<BR/><BR/>JP Mcmanus V Denis O Brienterrylandedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482224993166204384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-79177924193131601932007-05-21T14:46:52.578+01:002007-05-21T14:46:52.578+01:00The Corrib would kick the Liffey's arse.Kavhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09115958548299347779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-31237824717252491712007-05-21T14:43:07.526+01:002007-05-21T14:43:07.526+01:00Bono vs. Bono.<BR/>His ego is so big he could fight himself for which side of him is better for a week.<BR/>The loser?<BR/>Bono.Medbhhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09673489472490377198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-23821500773169777772007-05-21T14:25:11.653+01:002007-05-21T14:25:11.653+01:00Me and Mrs. Doyle, I dunno why but it would be funny, just picture it.fitty fluttnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-82231744174847166082007-05-21T13:59:42.505+01:002007-05-21T13:59:42.505+01:00DJ Carey and a baby in need of changing.<BR/><BR/>Mary Hanafin and any parent.<BR/><BR/>Sweary and Old Knudsen. Piss-takes at dawn. Harassment at high noon.<BR/><BR/>The pot and the kettle in a name calling contest.<BR/><BR/>Lough Corrib and the Liffey.Primal Sneezehttp://www.primalsneeze.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-20810210990070134282007-05-21T13:27:53.037+01:002007-05-21T13:27:53.037+01:00Patricia McKenna and Polio.Conorconoroneill.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-19584302628421023832007-05-21T13:12:59.510+01:002007-05-21T13:12:59.510+01:00I'd like to see the newscasters go at it, Sharon Ni Bheolain vs Anne Doyle. Youth and energy against years of experience and that neck-watch out Sharon, don't fall in or you'll suffocate!Rusticissimus maximushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15665248854129984932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-74916333490176437192007-05-21T13:05:07.581+01:002007-05-21T13:05:07.581+01:00Twenty would totally kick the shit out of me but I'd get the better press.Damienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16523344541028177028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-85594117690125039002007-05-21T12:58:24.901+01:002007-05-21T12:58:24.901+01:00Gerry Adams and a small child.Kavhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09115958548299347779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25156402.post-23085781218561499872007-05-21T12:50:13.236+01:002007-05-21T12:50:13.236+01:00michael mcdowell and a mirror?<BR/>Jackie Healy-Rea and John Wayne?galwaywegiannoreply@blogger.com