Comments on Arse End Of Ireland: The Day The Lads Stopped Wishing For X-Ray Specs.

Excellent post.The one thing that they are absolut...

2009-02-10T06:29:38.200Z

Excellent post.The one thing that they are absolutely terrified is that the girl is knocked up WHILE at school. The last thing they want is a nursing room or that the other girls see that they can do this as well...

Well sniggerty snoo! I actually noticed that when ...

2009-02-04T15:30:23.991Z

Well sniggerty snoo! I actually noticed that when I was originally typing it, but I was at work and couldn't think of a less leading phrase in the time I'd allowed myself to comment. So fie upon you!

"rub it in" Fnarrrrr!

2009-02-04T15:20:49.297Z

"rub it in"

Fnarrrrr!

Clearly the kind of teacher who referred to the cr...

2009-02-04T11:53:43.263Z

Clearly the kind of teacher who referred to the crime as "suprise sex!"

Vince: Yup. Slacks. Those shapeless trooosers they make fashionable teenagers go to school in.

Don't worry about it, Kev. I know you're going through some confusing changes, but it merely means you're becoming a man. Bless.

Conan, please don't rub it in. I am a source of shame to my whole community. Blame Swe. Ge. Due to his strange biology teacher's teachings, he was a late developer.

Well at least your biology teacher wasn't telling ...

2009-02-04T10:36:48.689Z

Well at least your biology teacher wasn't telling the female members of the class, (yes I went to a co-ed), to, in the unlikely event of being raped, lie back and enjoy it...yes they were different times...

Ah, nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nineteen.A slow start alright....

2009-02-04T10:02:17.562Z

Ah, nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nineteen.

A slow start alright.

Your words give me a lazy one. Your imagery painte...

2009-02-04T09:59:46.777Z

Your words give me a lazy one. Your imagery painted with such words does not. Yet here I am at full mast. What gives?

Oh right, tis morning.

Carry on.

Slacks ?.

2009-02-04T09:39:58.502Z

Slacks ?.

My competitor would have better taste. You're enti...

2009-02-04T09:21:28.234Z

My competitor would have better taste.

You're entirely right, Mr. Bastard. I too had to take a break and go for a quick but punishing run around the town to take my mind off it. I disgust myself sometimes.

Agreed, Vince. Teenage mothers can occur anywhere else but in school, where they start giving other girls ideas and stop fitting through fire escapes. There's enough fat chicks tearing the arse out of their school slacks without pregnant wans ruining the entire town's image, after all.

"Hymens hanging loose and possibly swinging embarr...

2009-02-04T09:08:36.145Z

"Hymens hanging loose and possibly swinging embarrassingly in the breeze at P.E."

One of your finest lines (tell your mother your competitor would be incapable of such excellence)

Wonderfully graphic and superbly surreal. I was wi...

2009-02-04T08:35:25.787Z

Wonderfully graphic and superbly surreal. I was with you all the way until the "INWARDLY MUCUSEY AND OUTWARDLY HAIRY GLORY". At which time I forced my mind to think only of bricks, mortar, and the occasional bag of nails.

I, at least was trying to be sympathetic, ya littl...

2009-02-04T08:29:11.146Z

I, at least was trying to be sympathetic, ya little wagon. Trying ta put a slight smile on your mug. Rather than having you hear about the times some tit while handing the P45 happened to mention 'no hard feelings then'. When all you wanted to do was grind his/her face into the closest dashed wall. When you felt so stupid for being committed to something as transient as work and when the the bint you were shagging was two time-zone pussy, where you knew with no income you could not do the weekend trip to some part of Europe.
Mind ya, I met that wan lately and she has four under five and one well on the way. And from what I hear the sire is stupping a younger model. I smiled, a little.
Well now, as to the errors in education. The one thing that they are absolutely terrified is that the girl is knocked up WHILE at school. The last thing they want is a nursing room or that the other girls see that they can do this as well. For other than the money and social reasons, teenage girls are really really good mothers.